Run for it Duke!
 

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

i saw the punchline coming, but the delivery of the line was awesome, picturing a father saying that about his boy...

thanks for sharing

Great one hahahaha

Nice one it gave me a good chuckle.

Havn't heard that one in years, thanks for reminding me.

good one

o man... that was nice... come to think of it... i think its time to grab a magazine and take a trip to the potty.....

had me laughing that was great