Best Man's Speech...
 

So, I have to give the Best Man's speech at a wedding last Saturday and I came up with the ultimate closing line.

Everyone thought it was hilarious, except for the pastor (sorry father).

I finished the speech by saying:

"I have a little advice for the both of you for your honeymoon...always remember, if sex is a pain in the ass....you're doing it the wrong way!"

wow, that sure was brave! I know places you'd get excommunicated for that

Well, I asked the groom and his future father-in-law the day prior, and they said it was hilarious and to run with it. If they said no, I would have refrained.

Man, a day late and a dollar short... I could have used that line in September!

That, my friend, is classic!

lol i would never have the balls to say that in front of the family

HAHAHAH! That's why i can never make a good speech. I don't have the nuts to do something like that!