Joke of the Day - October 12 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-12-2003, 05:05 AM

A saleswoman was traveling along this road when her car broke down near a farmhouse. She went to the farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could put her up for the night until her car was fixed.

"Sure," he said, "but you have to sleep with my son because we only have two bedrooms. By the way, he suffers from tight skin."

She asked if it was contagious and he said no, so they went to sleep.

When she woke up in the morning the bed was full of dung. She screamed. The farmer came running into the room and asked what was wrong.

"This bed is full of shit!" she yelled.

"I told you last night that he suffered from tight skin," said the farmer.

"What the hell is tight skin?" she asked.

The farmer said, "When he closes his eyes his ass opens up!"

potpie · 10-12-2003, 05:35 PM

I kinda get it, what a strange joke

10-12-2003, 05:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 12 A saleswoman was traveling along this road when her car broke down near a farmhouse. She went to the farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could put her up for the night until her car was fixed. "Sure," he said, "but you have to sleep with my son because we only have two bedrooms. By the way, he suffers from tight skin." She asked if it was contagious and he said no, so they went to sleep. When she woke up in the morning the bed was full of dung. She screamed. The farmer came running into the room and asked what was wrong. "This bed is full of shit!" she yelled. "I told you last night that he suffered from tight skin," said the farmer. "What the hell is tight skin?" she asked. The farmer said, "When he closes his eyes his ass opens up!"

10-12-2003, 05:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
potpie Upright Location: CA	I kinda get it, what a strange joke __________________ "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam" (I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)