Joke of the Day - October 11 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 10-11-2003, 01:19 AM

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked.

"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."

"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.

"Sectional, schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"

Zooksport2 · 10-11-2003, 10:10 PM

Ha!!!

10-11-2003, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 11 An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. "Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa." "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested. "Sectional, schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"

10-11-2003, 10:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Ha!!! __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd