Oklahoma Sooner Jokes
 

"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"

A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?

Relative Humidity.

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How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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You know you're from Oklahoma if:

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

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good ones

How do you keep Longhorns out of your back yard?

Put up goalposts.

Ouch GM2.

wow.... the goalposts one was harsh

i guess i deserve all of this after UT got raped like that.

Hey, um just wondering who won the fucking game EH? EH?

Yeah, I think we kicked this SHIT out of your LONGHORN ASS!

Oh yes. That’s right, I said OU WON!

More of a slaugter.

Good jokes but not as funny as they were last week.