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SirLance · 10-09-2003, 03:45 PM

An elderly man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess."

"It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me
with sexual favors," said the elderly man.

"You were both in great danger," replied the
priest. "You would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. Heaven, in its wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and evil, and judge you kindly. You are forgiven."

"Thank you, Father," said the elderly man, relieved. "That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."

"And what is that?" inquired the priest. "Should I tell
her the war is over?" asked the man.

tekaweni · 10-09-2003, 04:39 PM

Ow! hahaa that was excellent

Brewmaniac · 10-09-2003, 05:17 PM

Sick but funny!

Esoteric · 10-09-2003, 06:27 PM

Hahaha, messed up but funny.

Mavric98 · 10-09-2003, 07:32 PM

That was great!

MichaelFarker · 10-09-2003, 09:22 PM

SirLance, your signature is hillarious.

twotimesadingo · 10-09-2003, 09:23 PM

excellent joke, but a tad predictable, imo...

dragonhawk · 10-10-2003, 01:18 PM

Funny!

TerresqueÜ · 10-10-2003, 03:34 PM

Hee hee hee, dirty old guy.

soccerchamp76 · 10-10-2003, 05:37 PM

Terrible, but good joke

uffjohn · 10-13-2003, 11:26 AM

haha made me chuckle

mb99usa · 10-13-2003, 12:31 PM

dirty old men are always good for a laugh!

SysteMatiC · 10-13-2003, 05:19 PM

That was pretty good, made me laugh

10-09-2003, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The confession An elderly man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess." "It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with sexual favors," said the elderly man. "You were both in great danger," replied the priest. "You would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. Heaven, in its wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and evil, and judge you kindly. You are forgiven." "Thank you, Father," said the elderly man, relieved. "That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" inquired the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?" asked the man. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

10-09-2003, 04:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Ow! hahaa that was excellent __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-09-2003, 05:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sick but funny! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-09-2003, 06:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Hahaha, messed up but funny. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-09-2003, 07:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	That was great! __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

10-09-2003, 09:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	SirLance, your signature is hillarious.

10-09-2003, 09:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	excellent joke, but a tad predictable, imo... __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

10-10-2003, 01:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Funny! __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-10-2003, 03:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hee hee hee, dirty old guy. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-10-2003, 05:37 PM	#10 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Terrible, but good joke __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-13-2003, 11:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha made me chuckle

10-13-2003, 12:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	dirty old men are always good for a laugh! __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-13-2003, 05:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	That was pretty good, made me laugh __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.