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soccerchamp76 10-08-2003 02:26 PM

Good retort!
 
This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?"

"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.

She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"

The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."

TerresqueÜ 10-08-2003 05:46 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i love jokes like that!

Mantus 10-08-2003 08:36 PM

hehehehe - burn

tommy thompson 10-08-2003 10:11 PM

OH MY.

Midlandmadman 10-09-2003 08:35 AM

hahaha that was quite funny!

zaiaz 10-09-2003 12:40 PM

Old..... but good.

Esoteric 10-09-2003 06:28 PM

ROFL!

Shpoop 10-09-2003 06:31 PM

never heard it before, not bad at all!

Mavric98 10-09-2003 07:26 PM

I wonder if he is going to actually try to.

Great joke.

steveincolumbus 10-10-2003 12:43 PM

lol

gloveshot3 10-11-2003 07:41 AM

i think i dated her once

loganmule 10-11-2003 09:38 PM

funny, and one I haven't heard before

Chuckles 10-12-2003 12:05 AM

oh man thats fuckin hilarious haha, never heard anythin like it!

Brewmaniac 10-12-2003 08:55 AM

This is great! Thanks

Dragon_Imp 10-13-2003 07:02 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! good one

Silverbrain 10-13-2003 07:11 AM

Good one!

weasel519 10-29-2003 01:02 PM

haha thats great!

mb99usa 10-29-2003 01:07 PM

I must ask the question.

Was the entrance fur-lined?:suave:

txgirl 10-29-2003 05:35 PM

pretty damn funny!

bennyb 10-29-2003 07:13 PM

Hookers are always funny :D

Bowlcut 10-29-2003 07:14 PM

oooooo

and as it was said on whore jepordy

I want a little vagina, cause mine is as big as a hat

Disco Stu 10-31-2003 01:31 PM

ROFL!! hot damn thats some funny shit. great post


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