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10-05-2003, 05:39 AM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Girl goes to confession
A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes father." "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Yes father," she says sometime later. "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he has AIDS." "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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10-06-2003, 05:17 PM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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Lol, good one.
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10-07-2003, 08:37 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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I'm Catholic and I still find it hilarious.
Asta!!
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