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tekaweni · 10-05-2003, 05:39 AM

A sixteen year old girl goes to confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.

"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he also touched my breasts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes father," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he has AIDS."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Arc101 · 10-05-2003, 07:36 AM

Nice joke and what a strange priest - one that likes girls instead of boys.

Root_Beer_Man · 10-05-2003, 06:20 PM

HAHA crooked father got pwnd

Orodinn · 10-05-2003, 06:34 PM

Awesome, gonna remember that one!

Shpoop · 10-05-2003, 08:10 PM

great joke! like it alot

ender0333 · 10-05-2003, 08:57 PM

hehehe he got aids now too!!

Regziever · 10-06-2003, 09:19 AM

Muahahaha!! harsh but funny!!

ally · 10-06-2003, 05:03 PM

creepy preist!

Esoteric · 10-06-2003, 05:17 PM

Lol, good one.

kinsaj · 10-07-2003, 05:58 PM

iktoweya · 10-07-2003, 08:02 PM

K-Wise · 10-07-2003, 08:37 PM

I'm Catholic and I still find it hilarious.

Asta!!

cjgallen · 10-07-2003, 08:54 PM

Aha! Wicked.

legolas · 10-08-2003, 01:01 PM

I love it when I don't see the punch line coming up. Nice.

edmos1 · 10-08-2003, 03:53 PM

chuckle chuckle, that is funny, almost seems like it should be a little boy???

propaganda · 10-08-2003, 04:03 PM

woo this made my day thanks

abelak · 10-09-2003, 03:58 AM

Really Good!!

Bobdoler · 10-09-2003, 05:58 AM

lol, thats great

10-05-2003, 05:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Girl goes to confession A sixteen year old girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." "Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked. "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. "Yes father." "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he also touched my breasts." "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he took off my clothes." "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. "Yes father." "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Yes father," she says sometime later. "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." "But father, he has AIDS." "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!" __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-05-2003, 06:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA crooked father got pwnd __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

10-06-2003, 09:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha!! harsh but funny!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

10-06-2003, 05:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Lol, good one. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-07-2003, 05:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	LoL __________________ boom

10-05-2003, 07:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Nice joke and what a strange priest - one that likes girls instead of boys.

10-05-2003, 06:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orodinn Crazy	Awesome, gonna remember that one!

10-05-2003, 08:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	great joke! like it alot

10-05-2003, 08:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
ender0333 Upright	hehehe he got aids now too!!

10-06-2003, 05:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	creepy preist!

10-07-2003, 08:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-07-2003, 08:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I'm Catholic and I still find it hilarious. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-07-2003, 08:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
cjgallen Insane Location: Beverly Hills, CA	Aha! Wicked.

10-08-2003, 01:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	I love it when I don't see the punch line coming up. Nice. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

10-08-2003, 03:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	chuckle chuckle, that is funny, almost seems like it should be a little boy???

10-09-2003, 03:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
abelak Addict Location: Europe	Really Good!! __________________ Screw it, Let's go bowling.

10-08-2003, 04:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
propaganda Psycho	woo this made my day thanks

10-09-2003, 05:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	lol, thats great __________________ woot