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Old 10-02-2003, 11:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Subject: Rejected.......password

A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password-something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in, "p..e..n..i..s".





His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED..........NOT LONG ENOUGH
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Old 10-02-2003, 12:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha...not bad.
ha.
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Old 10-02-2003, 01:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahaha, pretty good.
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Old 10-02-2003, 02:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Now that's funny.
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Old 10-02-2003, 08:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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got a laugh out of me
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Old 10-03-2003, 03:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HI i heard this before and its still funny.
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Old 10-04-2003, 07:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i bet "mypenis" would be long enough
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