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Hanxter · 10-02-2003, 05:20 AM

He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it
going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says, "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

dragon2fire · 10-02-2003, 11:51 AM

o thats great lol

five stars

Regziever · 10-04-2003, 08:35 AM

Muahaha!!! Good one!

Esoteric · 10-04-2003, 09:30 AM

Haha, good one.

10-02-2003, 05:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	A Man Walks Into A Bar... He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says, "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

10-04-2003, 08:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahaha!!! Good one! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

10-04-2003, 09:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Haha, good one. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-02-2003, 11:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	o thats great lol five stars