Honeybee

This is my first post so please go easy on me.




A little girl is out with her mother in the park when they see two teenagers having sex on a bench.
"What are they doing?" asks the girl.
"Uh, making cakes dear" says the mother.
They proceed to go to the zoo, where sure enough they see two monkeys having sex.
"What are they doing?" asks the girl.
"They're making cakes, too."
The next day, the girl says: "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cakes in the den last night?
Shocked, the mother asks: "How did you know?"
"I licked the icing off the sofa."

danknug

hahah

riptide4070

not a new one on me

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moose

awwwww maaaaaaaan, that was so nasty....
funny but nasty

MexicanOnABike

hehe...

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forgotten_dream

Eeeeeewwww!!!!!! >_<

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uffjohn

naaaaaaasty!!!!!

warrrreagl

First post? Where do you go from here? (afraid to ask)

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