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09-25-2003, 03:07 PM
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Gentlemen Farmer
Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey
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Don't hate the playa!!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw"? Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500". So Mike thought about his financial situation and said o.k.. She said so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then". The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later Terry came home and said,"Has Mike been over here today"? She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, yes. Terry asked, "Did he leave $500?" She said as a matter of fact, he did. Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and said he would leave it with you. Now that's a true playa!!!! -bear... I did a tertiary search and didn't find this. If it's a repeat...apologies  |
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09-28-2003, 05:17 PM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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LOL, nice ending.
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06-16-2005, 10:34 PM
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Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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and that was the slap hear round the world.. man that was just awesome ... thanks ill share that today with my crew they will love it
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06-29-2005, 07:40 AM
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Location: New England
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I couldn't help but note:
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06-29-2005, 08:14 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Myself? I am a fan of the quaternary seach.
Always trying to be thoroughgoing about things.
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06-29-2005, 08:44 AM
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Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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bahaha...good stuff...
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07-16-2005, 08:40 PM
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Gentlemen Farmer
Location: Middle of nowhere, Jersey
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who knows...again though, Thanks for looking out. For the rest of you, glad you enjoyed the story. -bear
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