Joke of the Day - September 24
 

Great Lies of the Music Business

The booking is definite

Your check's in the mail

We can fix it in the mix

The show starts at 8

My agent will take care of it

I'm sure it will work

Your tickets are at the door

It sounds in tune to me

Sure, it sounds fine at the back of the hall

I know your mic is on, I checked it myself

The roadie took care of it

Yes, the spotlight was on you during your solo

The stage mix sounds just like the program mix

It's the hottest pickup I could get

The club will provide the PA and lights

I really love the band

We'll have it ready by tonight

We'll have lunch sometime

If it breaks, we'll fix it for free

We'll let you know

Don't worry, you'll be the headliner

It's on the truck

Someone will be there early to let you in

I've only been playing for a year

I've been playing for 20 years

We'll have flyers printed tomorrow

I'm with the band

The band drinks free

We'll supply someone for the door

There'll be lots of roadies when you get there

We'll definitely come to the gig

HA! Sad, but true.