Another - A guy walks into the bar
 

A guy walks by a bar. he sees a sign that says 'make my donkey laugh win a hundred bucks'.

He askes "is this true?" the bar tender says "yes i have a donkey out back and if u can make him laugh u win the hundred bucks! only 5 bucks to try"
the man said "ok im in!"

He places his money in the counter and walks out back a couple of seconds later the man opens the door and the donkey is laughing so hard it fell on the ground!

So he took the money and left!

About a week later the man walks past the same bar and sees a sign 'make my donkey cry win a hundred bucks'.

He walks in and has the same discussion with the bar tender.

He places the money on the counter and walks out back a couple of minutes later the bartender hears the donkey crying!
the bartender rushes out back and sees the man holding the donkey saying "its ok" the bartender said what did u doi to my Donkey?

the man said

last week i told him my di*k was bigger then his!










this week i showed him!

Classic thanks.

old one but still good for laugh

Never heard before, still good for a laugh.

I got a good chuckle out of that one, thanks!!!

funny one, but works better with the midget in a carnival show setting in my opinion

lolol

hehe