Years of Suffering
 

Years of Suffering....


A Doctor was addressing a large audience on Nutrition. "The material we
put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Sugar rots our teeth and causes Diabetes.
Soft drinks corrode our stomach lining. Spicy dishes give us heartburn.

Many vegetables give us terrible gas pains. Undercooked eggs permit e-coli
to thrive. Milk is impossible for adults to digest. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and few of us realize the
long-term harm caused by the germs and chemicals in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have
eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes
the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of silence, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand and answered,
Wedding Cake?"

that was hilarious, especially because i am recovering from a wedding last night

Glad You enjoyed it... My friends wife did not think it was too funny... But shes a Bitch anyway...

ahaha

great joke! too clever!

but i hope all of that other crap wasnt true...

LOL o so true

haha that's excellent!

Wedding cake - The one food that is proven to eliminate womens' sex drives.

hehhe oldie but goodie :)

Funny stuff, but now my stomach's upset...