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bluearmy 09-20-2003 12:59 PM

On a train
 
This one was sent to me by a friend and it made me laugh so I thought I would share it, see what you think.


In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

1. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hands on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.

2. The fat lady thought - "That dirty Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

3. The Frenchman thought -"That Englishman put his hands on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

4. The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can slap that French twat again".

vulture 09-20-2003 01:01 PM

heard that one before, but made me laugh, again :)

Happyland 09-20-2003 01:44 PM

yeah you right

David2000 09-20-2003 02:14 PM

Yes, love it.

Flesh 09-20-2003 03:46 PM

haha. good stuff!

Root_Beer_Man 09-20-2003 08:26 PM

Haha....by "Englishman" i think he means to say "Canadian"

CSflim 09-21-2003 03:43 PM

heheheh! brilliant!

Latch 09-21-2003 04:49 PM

hahaha that's awesome.. well done!

TheClarkster 09-21-2003 07:25 PM

hahahaha Very nice.

gnl3434 09-22-2003 06:06 AM

caught me off guard with that one. LMAO

Gortexfogg 09-22-2003 06:52 AM

Hehehe...good one.

Tarn 09-22-2003 01:35 PM

haha !!!

TerresqueÜ 09-22-2003 06:34 PM

Hahahaha, excellent!


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