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o14real · 09-14-2003, 10:40 AM

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, Husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

fizzledorf · 09-15-2003, 05:44 AM

If they're true blondes he'd get away with it!

nostalgic1 · 09-15-2003, 03:25 PM

hahaha.... yeah... true blondes wouldn't even know he was saying something insulting about them...

obelix · 09-15-2003, 04:47 PM

hah, thats quite good. wasnt really expecting that punchline

gnl3434 · 09-16-2003, 05:15 AM

excelent blond joke... true blonds would just look at him dumbly!

Gortexfogg · 09-16-2003, 07:18 AM

Good one! I'd buy that blind guy a drink.

Gnzo · 09-16-2003, 10:18 PM

hahahha, nice one!

hawkeye · 09-17-2003, 10:48 PM

Ha! that's a true classic.

Dunta · 09-20-2003, 08:03 AM

09-14-2003, 10:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
o14real Insane	Joke by a Blind Man A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, Husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Last edited by JadziaDax; 09-14-2003 at 02:06 PM..

09-15-2003, 03:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
nostalgic1 Insane Location: Location: Location: Location:	hahaha.... yeah... true blondes wouldn't even know he was saying something insulting about them... __________________ I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple.

09-15-2003, 04:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	hah, thats quite good. wasnt really expecting that punchline __________________ no substance

09-17-2003, 10:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Ha! that's a true classic. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-15-2003, 05:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	If they're true blondes he'd get away with it!

09-16-2003, 05:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
gnl3434 Upright	excelent blond joke... true blonds would just look at him dumbly!

09-16-2003, 07:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one! I'd buy that blind guy a drink.

09-16-2003, 10:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	hahahha, nice one!

09-20-2003, 08:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
Dunta Tilted	haha