09-14-2003, 10:40 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Joke by a Blind Man
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, Husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Last edited by JadziaDax; 09-14-2003 at 02:06 PM.. |
09-15-2003, 03:25 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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hahaha.... yeah... true blondes wouldn't even know he was saying something insulting about them...
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