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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, Husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a Professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional Wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

fizzledorf

If they're true blondes he'd get away with it!

nostalgic1

hahaha.... yeah... true blondes wouldn't even know he was saying something insulting about them...

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obelix

hah, thats quite good. wasnt really expecting that punchline

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gnl3434

excelent blond joke... true blonds would just look at him dumbly!

Gortexfogg

Good one! I'd buy that blind guy a drink.

Gnzo

hahahha, nice one!

hawkeye

Ha! that's a true classic.

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Dunta

haha