The Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is >back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Glad |
The owner of the phone is screwed.
|
Hope it wasn't mine
|
Classic!
I know it's not my phone, cuz it wouldn't be in a "club"! |
If I was one of the other guys in the locker room, my laughing so would have given it away. Nice.
|
*LOL* Yeah, then he gets his ass kicked by the guy who's phone it was. >_<
|
Hmm, I'll have to keep an eye out for un-attended cell phones and try this out ;)
"Honey, I was thinking you might want to go buy a whole new wardrobe today, if you have time?" |
I like it very much as long as it wasn't my phone
|
hahaha, anthor reason i hate cell phones
|
very funny! made me laugh.
|
Oh man that was great!
|
haw, made the fi bust out loud ;)
|
hahah the dangers of gettin married!
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 08:56 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project