Things a girl shouldn't say to a man during sex: - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Spydr · 09-15-2003, 05:27 PM

"And yet your feet are so big!"

"Don't worry, we'll work around it."

"I guess this makes me the early bird."

"Try not to smear my make-up."

"At least this won't take long."

"I want a baby."

"Do you know the ceiling needs painting?"

"Maybe we should call Dr Ruth."

"Is that blood on the headboard?"

"Did I remember to take my pill?"

"It's just a rash."

"Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names."

"Does it come with an air pump?"

"But it still works, right?"

"Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?"

"But everybody looks funny naked."

"Do you smell something burning?"

"On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights."

"You must be cold."

"Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed,"

"Maybe if we water it, it'll grow."

"Maybe it looks better in natural light,"

"Maybe you're just out of practice."

"When is this supposed to feel good?"

"It's a good thing you're rich."

scansinboy · 09-15-2003, 06:59 PM

I want a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHH

Regziever · 09-15-2003, 08:35 PM

You forgot:
Is it in?

QuasiMojo · 09-15-2003, 08:43 PM

This reminds me of something I read in National Lampoon....
how 'bout...

"You're It."

Slims · 09-15-2003, 09:11 PM

funny, unless it happens to you.

Dadiliusv.2 · 09-15-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scansinboy
I want a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, I heard that one once! SCARY!

bravo49 · 09-16-2003, 02:08 AM

Never heard any of those, THANK GOD

Lunchbox7 · 09-16-2003, 05:17 AM

"Dont cum in me" just after you blow your load in her

Offler · 09-16-2003, 08:36 AM

"Did I remember to take my pill?"

Ouch!!

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 09:18 AM

I hate to hear..... " now serving # 26 ..... 26....... "

or

" Its not as big as your little brothers and your Dad lasted longer."

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 09:05 PM

hmmm. . . never said anything like that but i think maybe i said wow this sure isnt fun anymore

MichaelFarker · 09-25-2003, 11:44 PM

All have happened:

"I didn't shave my legs this week, I hope you don't mind."

"I'm sorry; I shouldn't have had that second burrito."

"What are you thinking?"

TerresqueÜ · 09-26-2003, 09:19 PM

I want a baby is absolutely the last thing you say if you want a baby!

Say I forgot to buy the condoms, lets be dangerous. Or something.

gloveshot3 · 09-27-2003, 05:46 AM

i have no problem when she says faster!
i have no problem when she says harder!
but when she screams--DEEPER--i just shrink away

Root_Beer_Man · 09-27-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spydr
"It's a good thing you're rich."

HAHA fucking hillarious

damn near died reading it

txgirl · 09-27-2003, 09:14 PM

LMFAO...maybe if we water it, it will grow...

preluder · 09-28-2003, 01:41 AM

You must be cold! ROFLMAO

09-15-2003, 05:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Spydr Upright	Things a girl shouldn't say to a man during sex: "And yet your feet are so big!" "Don't worry, we'll work around it." "I guess this makes me the early bird." "Try not to smear my make-up." "At least this won't take long." "I want a baby." "Do you know the ceiling needs painting?" "Maybe we should call Dr Ruth." "Is that blood on the headboard?" "Did I remember to take my pill?" "It's just a rash." "Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names." "Does it come with an air pump?" "But it still works, right?" "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?" "But everybody looks funny naked." "Do you smell something burning?" "On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights." "You must be cold." "Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed," "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." "Maybe it looks better in natural light," "Maybe you're just out of practice." "When is this supposed to feel good?" "It's a good thing you're rich."

09-15-2003, 06:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	I want a baby. AHHHHHHHHHHH __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-15-2003, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	You forgot: Is it in? __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-15-2003, 08:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
QuasiMojo King Knave Location: Lancaster	This reminds me of something I read in National Lampoon.... how 'bout... "You're It." __________________ AzAbOv ZoBeLoE Last edited by QuasiMojo; 09-15-2003 at 08:45 PM..

09-15-2003, 09:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	funny, unless it happens to you. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-16-2003, 02:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Never heard any of those, THANK GOD

09-16-2003, 05:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	"Dont cum in me" just after you blow your load in her

09-16-2003, 08:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
Offler Psycho	"Did I remember to take my pill?" Ouch!! __________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

09-16-2003, 09:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I hate to hear..... " now serving # 26 ..... 26....... " or " Its not as big as your little brothers and your Dad lasted longer." __________________ Its good to be back.

09-24-2003, 09:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	hmmm. . . never said anything like that but i think maybe i said wow this sure isnt fun anymore __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-25-2003, 11:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	All have happened: "I didn't shave my legs this week, I hope you don't mind." "I'm sorry; I shouldn't have had that second burrito." "What are you thinking?"

09-26-2003, 09:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I want a baby is absolutely the last thing you say if you want a baby! Say I forgot to buy the condoms, lets be dangerous. Or something. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-27-2003, 05:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	i have no problem when she says faster! i have no problem when she says harder! but when she screams--DEEPER--i just shrink away

09-27-2003, 09:14 PM	#16 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	LMFAO...maybe if we water it, it will grow...

09-28-2003, 01:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	You must be cold! ROFLMAO