Joke of the Day - April 26 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-26-2003, 02:17 AM

"Vernon, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Vernon, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it.

warrrreagl · 04-26-2003, 05:05 AM

Ahhh, the power of cheese.....

I have no idea what that means, but it seemed to fit.

cchris · 04-26-2003, 05:52 AM

Ha ha

04-26-2003, 02:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 26 "Vernon, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Vernon, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it.

04-26-2003, 05:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Ahhh, the power of cheese..... I have no idea what that means, but it seemed to fit. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-26-2003, 05:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery