Joke of the Day - April 26
 

"Vernon, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Vernon, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it.

Ahhh, the power of cheese.....

I have no idea what that means, but it seemed to fit.

Ha ha