A woman goes to her doctor... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-14-2003, 08:09 PM

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly vagina. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table.

He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me a second, please."

He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end.

"Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?"

The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window. It fucking stinks in here."

Glad

CSflim · 09-15-2003, 04:16 PM

muahahah! Brilliant!

rainbowninja · 09-15-2003, 04:55 PM

hahahahah roger that!

Eviltree · 09-15-2003, 05:48 PM

I don't get it....

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-15-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eviltree
I don't get it....

I guess you never got close to a stinky vagina before!!

Glad

Slims · 09-15-2003, 07:00 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 10:18 AM

just didn't see the punchline comming...hahaha

Brewmaniac · 09-16-2003, 12:57 PM

Great fucking joke! Very clever! Thanks

stldickie · 09-16-2003, 01:22 PM

top notch

Shpoop · 09-16-2003, 02:46 PM

yea man i didnt expect it at all! great stuff!

Gnzo · 09-16-2003, 03:23 PM

hehe, didn't see that coming

fallen_angel · 09-24-2003, 08:59 PM

oh my that was about wrong but funny as hell

bluearmy · 09-25-2003, 10:35 AM

Top joke it gave me a laugh.

gloveshot3 · 09-27-2003, 06:01 AM

reminds me of this girl i once knew...

batm4n_23 · 09-27-2003, 06:18 AM

funny....

txgirl · 09-27-2003, 09:18 PM

ewww...damn funny though...

m5man · 09-27-2003, 09:42 PM

You guys are sick...my kind of people!

preluder · 09-28-2003, 01:30 AM

that's frickin awesome!

thespian86 · 09-28-2003, 03:38 PM

u know what would make it better... putting a sand box in the joke... something like "This is punkmusicfan21 in his sand box where the damn chickens can't take it" MUHAHAHAHAAHAAHA.... friggin chickens

TerresqueÜ · 09-28-2003, 03:46 PM

HAHAHA Hilarious! Thanks!

Chuckles · 09-29-2003, 02:50 PM

hahaha uber

tommy thompson · 09-29-2003, 06:50 PM

How I'd love to say that to someone I know...hahah

bobw · 09-29-2003, 07:06 PM

hey !!!! stop talking about my ex.....

strcrssd · 09-30-2003, 06:27 AM

I didnt' see that one coming, excellent joke

Sexodus · 09-30-2003, 06:56 AM

That was topnotch.
Punchline very unexpected!!!

i thought u were gonna pull out her ex, or old bananas or something!

water_boy1999 · 09-30-2003, 09:20 AM

too funny....

supafly · 09-30-2003, 11:48 AM

Good one, Thanks

09-14-2003, 08:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A woman goes to her doctor... A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly vagina. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table. He inspects her quickly and then says, "Right, just give me a second, please." He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end. "Oh my god!" screams the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?" The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window. It fucking stinks in here." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

09-15-2003, 04:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	muahahah! Brilliant! __________________

09-15-2003, 04:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
rainbowninja Psycho	hahahahah roger that! __________________ bwah.

09-15-2003, 07:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-16-2003, 10:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	just didn't see the punchline comming...hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

09-15-2003, 05:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	I don't get it....

09-16-2003, 12:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great fucking joke! Very clever! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-16-2003, 01:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
stldickie Addict	top notch

09-16-2003, 02:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea man i didnt expect it at all! great stuff!

09-16-2003, 03:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	hehe, didn't see that coming

09-24-2003, 08:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	oh my that was about wrong but funny as hell __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-25-2003, 10:35 AM	#13 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Top joke it gave me a laugh.

09-27-2003, 06:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	reminds me of this girl i once knew...

09-27-2003, 06:18 AM	#15 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	funny....

09-27-2003, 09:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	ewww...damn funny though...

09-28-2003, 03:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHA Hilarious! Thanks! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

09-29-2003, 02:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	hahaha uber

09-30-2003, 06:27 AM	#24 (permalink)
strcrssd Insane Location: Rio Grande Valley, Texas	I didnt' see that one coming, excellent joke __________________ "I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

09-30-2003, 09:20 AM	#26 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	too funny.... __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

09-27-2003, 09:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
m5man Tilted	You guys are sick...my kind of people!

09-28-2003, 01:30 AM	#18 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	that's frickin awesome!

09-28-2003, 03:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	u know what would make it better... putting a sand box in the joke... something like "This is punkmusicfan21 in his sand box where the damn chickens can't take it" MUHAHAHAHAAHAAHA.... friggin chickens __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

09-29-2003, 06:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	How I'd love to say that to someone I know...hahah __________________ ...a wandering soul...

09-29-2003, 07:06 PM	#23 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	hey !!!! stop talking about my ex.....

09-30-2003, 06:56 AM	#25 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	That was topnotch. Punchline very unexpected!!! i thought u were gonna pull out her ex, or old bananas or something!

09-30-2003, 11:48 AM	#27 (permalink)
supafly Psycho Location: Rotterdam	Good one, Thanks __________________ Thumbs up