HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
 

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your boobs.




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hehe, nice post.

it would be funny if it weren't so fucking true.

thanks. I spose that applies equally to lesbians???

Personally, I still don't think the woman would be happy!

menstruation = be afraid, very very afraid

HAHA 2 words...YES!!!

ummm...ok nm 1 word

Don't you just love the way how life is so convoluted?

:)

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hehe it takes a bit more than that :)

*2. Bring Beer...

:lol:

Beer boobs..?

Whew, pretty long list. funny

i like boobs... a lot.

It's true. IT's all true...

great list, good stuff!

wow, now thats wisdom

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

it is sad, but I have found that this to be true!

very well put.

I plan to save this and refer to it often. Maybe it will help.

Whew....that's one hell of a list.

omg that was too great. I never saw it coming...

Here's how to make a guy happy. Give him:
1. Sex
2. Beer
3. Food

damn complicated women

what's sad is that this is a nonexclusive list

heh heh heh... boooobs... :-D

hahahaha.... I love boobs....

cut paste... send to wife now

Isnt that the truth women want to damn much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol :D

Man i bet your a pimp if you know that whole list by heart... but damn thats alot of shit to remember.

It's so true!

^_^

I'll be everything for just these three things:

1. bring the beer
2. touch boobies
3. have sex

Ohhh yeah all night long!

That list could only have been compiled by a long time married man or a woman!Its so true.