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Jdoe 09-14-2003 09:56 AM

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
 
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator before) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, and old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened again and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles with numbers lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Wish I could take credit for it.

Jdoe

itchy93 09-14-2003 10:02 AM

heh; I like it.

Itchy93

scansinboy 09-14-2003 10:17 AM

lol
very good.

Flesh 09-14-2003 11:44 AM

hahaha, gold!

Regziever 09-14-2003 11:48 AM

If only it were that simple.. hehe..

Great joke!

Mitzkrieg 09-14-2003 01:29 PM

boy would that be sweet or what?

Stare At The Sun 09-14-2003 04:59 PM

:) very clever

fallen_angel 09-24-2003 09:23 PM

wow that was great.

uffjohn 09-25-2003 11:08 AM

hehehe I love it!

preluder 09-28-2003 01:50 AM

haha, sneaky style!

thespian86 09-28-2003 03:29 PM

lol i've heard one like that but not quite as funny

Tarn 09-29-2003 05:05 AM

HAHHAHAHAHAHA good one !!!

clifclav 09-29-2003 06:08 AM

very clever. I will repeat that a few times

xepherys 10-24-2007 11:36 AM

I can't even imagine...

Destrox 05-30-2008 10:03 PM

Old joke? Yes.

Worth a bump, i think so yes.

Good clean joke that bears repeating!

Charlatan 05-30-2008 10:12 PM

I've tried those things and they just don't work. My wife keeps coming out the same.

solo 06-20-2008 11:35 PM

haha this was a pretty good one i got to say

blahblah454 06-21-2008 09:40 AM

Old joke. Glad I finally got to read it! That was good


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