Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

GrayWolf · 09-07-2003, 08:18 PM

A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head.

Why?

Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel.
And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her

...My dad is one sick SOB :P

Slims · 09-07-2003, 09:24 PM

Don't forget a boob on her back for dancing.

Sleepyjack · 09-08-2003, 03:44 AM

hmm she'd look pretty fucked up though :?

It'd be intersting to dance whilst getting a blowjob, fondling breasts and drinking beer

although if she's only 3 foot tall i don't know how it'd work....

Destrox · 09-08-2003, 04:02 AM

hehe, that got a little chuckle out of me

mml · 09-08-2003, 10:25 AM

You forgot a round mouth, no teeth and pistol grips for ears.

tommy thompson · 09-08-2003, 07:39 PM

hmmm....food for thought...

shannon · 09-14-2003, 09:32 AM

sounds inbred to me.....

Marius1 · 09-14-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrayWolf
A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head.

Why?

Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel.
And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her

...My dad is one sick SOB :P

In the full joke she turns into a pizza after the blowjob.

09-07-2003, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
GrayWolf Tilted	Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father) A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head. Why? Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel. And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her ...My dad is one sick SOB :P

09-07-2003, 09:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Don't forget a boob on her back for dancing. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

09-08-2003, 04:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hehe, that got a little chuckle out of me __________________ You bore me.... next.

09-08-2003, 10:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	You forgot a round mouth, no teeth and pistol grips for ears. __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

09-08-2003, 07:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	hmmm....food for thought... __________________ ...a wandering soul...

09-08-2003, 03:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	hmm she'd look pretty fucked up though :? It'd be intersting to dance whilst getting a blowjob, fondling breasts and drinking beer although if she's only 3 foot tall i don't know how it'd work....

09-14-2003, 09:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	sounds inbred to me..... __________________ "When I look down I just miss all the good stuff. And when I look up I just trip over things"