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Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father)
A perfect woman is three feet tall with a flat head.
Why? Three feet tall so she doesn't have to kneel. And a flat head so you can stick your beer on top of her ;) ...My dad is one sick SOB :P |
Don't forget a boob on her back for dancing.
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hmm she'd look pretty fucked up though :?
It'd be intersting to dance whilst getting a blowjob, fondling breasts and drinking beer ;) although if she's only 3 foot tall i don't know how it'd work.... |
hehe, that got a little chuckle out of me ;)
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You forgot a round mouth, no teeth and pistol grips for ears.
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hmmm....food for thought...
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sounds inbred to me.....
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Re: Not sure how funny, but...A PERFECT woman (as told by my father)
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