marcopolo

Cats do what they want, when they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play they want to be left alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave their hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in cheap fur coats .

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Tiger69z

Haha marco polo, good stuff

God of Thunder

The fact that I own two cats makes that funny.

The fact they are both male makes me worried.

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Flesh

ahahaha

Tickford

ahhhh.... It so funny cause it true....

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archer2371

And that's why Dogs pwn cats.

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Shpoop

quite funny... my only cat as a child never whined though...

loganmule

thanks for sharing...spooky about the similarities

hawkeye

HA! that's perfect

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MikeyChalupa

In the interest of equal time:

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.


Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in little fur coats.

-Mikey

Apache

and the one about the dogs was a good one too!

water_boy1999

Lizards spend all day.........

Oh nevermind....

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Arc101

The cats one is better

marcopolo

Sorry Mikey , the dog one is a stretch ...

Here is the reality :

First God created the dog.

Next, God created man to serve the dog.

Then, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

Next, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

After that, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

Then, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.

And last, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

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stldickie

excellent

MacGnG

haha i like the cat and the dog ones

fallen_angel

actually yes that sounds about right

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