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uncle phil · 09-08-2003, 03:29 AM

KIDS ON MARRIAGE

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?

"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out."
Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, age 9

"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 7

Sleepyjack · 09-08-2003, 03:38 AM

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck."

i think i like that one the best

archer2371 · 09-08-2003, 04:23 PM

Kid's say the darndest things don't they?

goatse · 09-08-2003, 04:31 PM

damnit ricky age 7 just summed up how to make every relationship work...ever

cchris · 09-08-2003, 05:34 PM

That Ricky is gonna go far.

Top stuff

steelerz · 09-08-2003, 05:42 PM

Great post. Loved the answers the kids could come up with. Some of them already know more about marriage than I ever will.

Flesh · 09-08-2003, 06:53 PM

rofl, gg ricky

Realizm · 09-08-2003, 07:13 PM

Thanks, that was cute.

Regziever · 09-08-2003, 07:22 PM

Hehehe! Man "out of the mouths of children comes the greatest wisdom"... Awesome post!

tommy thompson · 09-08-2003, 07:44 PM

Those are PRICELESS...

microdot · 09-09-2003, 01:35 AM

I liked the "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"

And a lot of those kids used the word sex. When I was 8 and 9 I didn't know what sex was. Well, I knew the word but not the meaning. All I knew was it made babies.

09-08-2003, 03:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Kid Play v.2 KIDS ON MARRIAGE HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10 "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE? "When they're rich." Pam, age 7 "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7 "The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." Theodore, age 8 "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, age 9 "Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8 "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now." Roberta, age 7 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 7 __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2003, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	Kid's say the darndest things don't they? __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

09-08-2003, 05:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	That Ricky is gonna go far. Top stuff __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

09-08-2003, 07:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe! Man "out of the mouths of children comes the greatest wisdom"... Awesome post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

09-08-2003, 07:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	Those are PRICELESS... __________________ ...a wandering soul...

09-08-2003, 03:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." i think i like that one the best

09-08-2003, 04:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
goatse Loser	damnit ricky age 7 just summed up how to make every relationship work...ever

09-08-2003, 05:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
steelerz Insane	Great post. Loved the answers the kids could come up with. Some of them already know more about marriage than I ever will.

09-08-2003, 06:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl, gg ricky

09-08-2003, 07:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Realizm Insane Location: A fuzzy cloud.	Thanks, that was cute.

09-09-2003, 01:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	I liked the "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" And a lot of those kids used the word sex. When I was 8 and 9 I didn't know what sex was. Well, I knew the word but not the meaning. All I knew was it made babies.