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A man's wife was standing in front of a mirror with tears in her eyes. The man asked her what was wrong. "My breasts are too small, and I don't know what to do about it," she replied.

"Well, that's easily remedied," said the man, "all you have to do is rub some toilet paper in between them."

"Really?" his wife said. "Toilet paper? Do you think it will work?"

"Of course," the man said. "It sure worked for your ass."

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GrayWolf

3.4 on the funny-o-meter

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Dilbert1234567

ahahahah

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bastit

good one

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Regziever

Did he live more than 5 seconds after saying that??
Good Joke!!

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loganmule

definitely a guy's joke...no way am I sharing this with females...funny though

Arc101

A good joke and a easy way to get divorced

canucker

That one was great!! +5

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Root_Beer_Man

Arg...that was bad...but i laughed ...ill give it a 5.1

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Thraeryn

Jin smiled at it, so she must be a guy at heart.

shannon

wow......... that was so bad.......but so good.

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bravo49

That's bad

Midlandmadman

Cant wait to tell the wife......................... about my day at work.... I think i'll let this joke slide though....

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aarchaon

This is not a joke to tell the SO. Get your ass kicked for sure, brother.

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bobby

my old lady didn't think it was that funny.....xoxoxoo

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Iliftrocks

damn that hurts. my ribs

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Sticky

I have heard this before along time ago, but it surprised me again.

Very Funny

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bookie05

good one very clever!

loganmule

Definitely a joke to share with the guys and not the wife...that said, I thought it was hilarious.