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Old 09-07-2003, 08:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wife wants bigger breasts

A man's wife was standing in front of a mirror with tears in her eyes. The man asked her what was wrong. "My breasts are too small, and I don't know what to do about it," she replied.

"Well, that's easily remedied," said the man, "all you have to do is rub some toilet paper in between them."

"Really?" his wife said. "Toilet paper? Do you think it will work?"

"Of course," the man said. "It sure worked for your ass."


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Old 09-07-2003, 08:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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3.4 on the funny-o-meter
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Old 09-07-2003, 10:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ahahahah
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Old 09-07-2003, 11:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 09-08-2003, 09:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Did he live more than 5 seconds after saying that??
Good Joke!!
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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definitely a guy's joke...no way am I sharing this with females...funny though
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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A good joke and a easy way to get divorced
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Old 09-08-2003, 11:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That one was great!! +5
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Old 09-08-2003, 03:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Arg...that was bad...but i laughed ...ill give it a 5.1
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Old 09-08-2003, 04:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Jin smiled at it, so she must be a guy at heart.
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Old 09-14-2003, 09:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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wow......... that was so bad.......but so good.
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Old 09-16-2003, 02:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That's bad
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Old 09-16-2003, 09:19 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Cant wait to tell the wife......................... about my day at work.... I think i'll let this joke slide though....
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Old 03-17-2004, 05:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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This is not a joke to tell the SO. Get your ass kicked for sure, brother.
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Old 03-17-2004, 07:25 AM   #15 (permalink)
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my old lady didn't think it was that funny.....xoxoxoo
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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damn that hurts. my ribs
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Old 03-15-2005, 02:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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I have heard this before along time ago, but it surprised me again.

Very Funny
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Old 03-16-2005, 06:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
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good one very clever!
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Definitely a joke to share with the guys and not the wife...that said, I thought it was hilarious.
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