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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 09-02-2003, 06:50 PM

Ben was vacationing in Mexico, and was in a men's room taking a leak, when one of the locals came in, looked at his dick, walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, Senor, I don't mean to be forward, but you have a very nice dick."

Ben felt a little uncomfortable, but thought to himself, "Well, this is a different culture, and I don't want to upset anyone", so he said to the local "Gracias, Senor", and continued his task in hand.

The local then said, "Senor, I hate to ask this of you, but I cannot help myself; I've never seen such a fince specimen. May I hold it for a moment?"

Again, Ben didn't want to upset the local, so he agreed.

The local then said, "Senor, your scrotum is so nice, do you mind if I hold it for a moment and fondle it?"

Ben felt that it was too late to refuse now, so he allowed the local to hold his scrotum.

Then the local says, "And now Senor, your wallet please."

Glad

JStrider · 09-02-2003, 07:26 PM

well i already have a policy of not allowing other men to touch me like that...

GoldenOuroboros · 09-02-2003, 10:16 PM

Well he definetly hung himself out in the open for that one

insect2003 · 09-02-2003, 11:31 PM

pretty funny

mystmarimatt · 09-02-2003, 11:53 PM

smart local

blaze · 09-03-2003, 05:18 AM

Hahah its his own fault for letting another man touch his member.

tommy thompson · 09-08-2003, 09:34 PM

...customs or not...*F-THAT*!

Gortexfogg · 09-09-2003, 07:24 AM

Haha. That's Mexico alright... poor stupid guy.

Stare At The Sun · 09-09-2003, 08:34 PM

archer2371 · 09-10-2003, 12:15 PM

At least it's funny...

Shpoop · 09-10-2003, 04:31 PM

hah, ill have to watch out for ppl trying to pull that on me

09-02-2003, 06:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A lesson when travelling abroad... Ben was vacationing in Mexico, and was in a men's room taking a leak, when one of the locals came in, looked at his dick, walked up to him and said, "Excuse me, Senor, I don't mean to be forward, but you have a very nice dick." Ben felt a little uncomfortable, but thought to himself, "Well, this is a different culture, and I don't want to upset anyone", so he said to the local "Gracias, Senor", and continued his task in hand. The local then said, "Senor, I hate to ask this of you, but I cannot help myself; I've never seen such a fince specimen. May I hold it for a moment?" Again, Ben didn't want to upset the local, so he agreed. The local then said, "Senor, your scrotum is so nice, do you mind if I hold it for a moment and fondle it?" Ben felt that it was too late to refuse now, so he allowed the local to hold his scrotum. Then the local says, "And now Senor, your wallet please." Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

09-02-2003, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	well i already have a policy of not allowing other men to touch me like that... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

09-02-2003, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Well he definetly hung himself out in the open for that one __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

09-02-2003, 11:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	smart local __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

09-08-2003, 09:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	...customs or not...F-THAT! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

09-02-2003, 11:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
insect2003 Tilted	pretty funny

09-03-2003, 05:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
blaze Insane Location: In a van, down by the river	Hahah its his own fault for letting another man touch his member.

09-09-2003, 07:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha. That's Mexico alright... poor stupid guy.

09-09-2003, 08:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	huk

09-10-2003, 12:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
archer2371 Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One Location: On the front lines against our very enemy	At least it's funny... __________________ "This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif."

09-10-2003, 04:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	hah, ill have to watch out for ppl trying to pull that on me