Great lines from job evaluations.....
 

1. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.

2. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

3. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.

4. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

5. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

6. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

7. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

8. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.

9. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

10. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

11. A room temperature IQ.

12. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.

13. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

14. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

15. A prime candidate for natural deselection.

16. Bright as Alaska in December.

17. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.

18. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

19. Fell out of the family tree.

20. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

21. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.

22. He's so dense, light bends around him.

23. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.

24. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

25. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.

26. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

27. One neuron short of a synapse.

28. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.

29. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

30. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

31. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

32. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

lol those are just mean.

I love those.

these are awesome.

Lol! Gave me a good joke or three... Nice post!

lol!!! 26 was hilaaaaaaaaarious

old but still funny (think I first saw those back in my Compuserve 28/33k dialup days)

great stuff...just don't make the mistake of actually putting them any a real employee's file...lawyers circle and strike

I think I have met some of these people.lol

Re: Great lines from job evaluations.....
 

This one made me burst out laughing. Now the others in the computer lab are looking at me funny...
Grause post, marco!

Q: How would you describe John`s work ethic?

A: Using mainly swears and fits of incomprehencible ravings.

great stuff

these are so funny

repeat but great!

I had a professor who once wrote on my paper "your essay is like an unraked pile of leaves--how did you get into this school?"

That hurt. Then i got an A- in his class!