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09-01-2003, 03:23 AM
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Tilted
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Two Irish guys dieing in the desert
There are two Irish guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts. "Oh my, god" says Mick. "It's a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right!" says paddy. So Paddy goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. Mick quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Paddy. "Paddy!! Paddy!! What on earth happened?" With his dying breath Padddy calls out "Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree... (scroll down, it's worth it) "it's a ham bush" Good eh?? I liked that one indeed
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09-01-2003, 10:51 AM
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Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One
Location: On the front lines against our very enemy
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Wow, lack of sleep made that one really punny.
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"This ain't no Ice Cream Social!" "Hey Grif, Chupathingy...how bout that? I like it...got a ring to it." "I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif." |
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