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Shpoop · 09-07-2003, 07:19 AM

So this frog walks into a bank and goes to someone at the desk named Patty Lack. He asks for a loan.
"Sir you would need some sort of collateral"
he says "well, my father is Mick Jagger!"
"Is he really! Thats impressive, but im sorry, it wont serve as collateral"
he thinks for a minute, then he pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to here. It is a small ceramic pig. She is baffled, so goes to her manager.
she says "Sir, this frog is trying to get a loan, and he gave me this as collateral, i dont even know what it is!"

he says "Nick knack patty lack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone!"

bahahaha

Nimbletoe · 09-07-2003, 07:34 AM

hahaha wow.

PayUp · 09-07-2003, 08:55 AM

heard it before but i still chuckle every time

Flippy · 09-07-2003, 11:12 AM

I love it! Haha, this one's going to be told to all my friends =)

Nimbletoe · 09-07-2003, 11:48 AM

I've made 4 people groan so far!

jeenyus · 09-07-2003, 12:20 PM

NOT FUNNY!!!!

Tiger69z · 09-07-2003, 01:40 PM

Don't get it...

Unless it's the rhyme...which = GROAN

Monre · 09-07-2003, 03:17 PM

The one i read was

a dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan from Patty Blank the clerk.She asks for collateral and he pulls out a small cloth.

Patty then goes ask the manager and the manager tells her

Its a nil-nac patty black give the dog a loan.

bluearmy · 09-07-2003, 05:03 PM

I love it, but I will have to write it down if iam going to tell it, otherwise i will completely balls it up.

glophead · 09-07-2003, 05:25 PM

GRROOAANNN...

Keg-o-Grog · 09-09-2003, 12:15 AM

this norwgian doesnt get it, or maybe im just too damn sleepy

09-07-2003, 07:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	Another groaner? youll have to find out So this frog walks into a bank and goes to someone at the desk named Patty Lack. He asks for a loan. "Sir you would need some sort of collateral" he says "well, my father is Mick Jagger!" "Is he really! Thats impressive, but im sorry, it wont serve as collateral" he thinks for a minute, then he pulls something out of his pocket and hands it to here. It is a small ceramic pig. She is baffled, so goes to her manager. she says "Sir, this frog is trying to get a loan, and he gave me this as collateral, i dont even know what it is!" he says "Nick knack patty lack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a rolling stone!" bahahaha

09-07-2003, 08:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	heard it before but i still chuckle every time __________________ Born to Lose.

09-07-2003, 11:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	I've made 4 people groan so far! __________________ Go Pistons!

09-09-2003, 12:15 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	this norwgian doesnt get it, or maybe im just too damn sleepy __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

09-07-2003, 07:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nimbletoe Junkie Location: Michigan	hahaha wow.

09-07-2003, 11:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Flippy Banned Location: Greater Vancouver	I love it! Haha, this one's going to be told to all my friends =)

09-07-2003, 12:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
jeenyus Banned	NOT FUNNY!!!!

09-07-2003, 01:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Don't get it... Unless it's the rhyme...which = GROAN

09-07-2003, 03:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Monre Banned	The one i read was a dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan from Patty Blank the clerk.She asks for collateral and he pulls out a small cloth. Patty then goes ask the manager and the manager tells her Its a nil-nac patty black give the dog a loan.

09-07-2003, 05:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	I love it, but I will have to write it down if iam going to tell it, otherwise i will completely balls it up.

09-07-2003, 05:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	GRROOAANNN...