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Old 08-30-2003, 09:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Having a bad day?

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached to you, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

Thought so.
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh my.
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Old 08-30-2003, 11:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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im not having a bad day any more and i feel better after reading that anyways
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Old 06-19-2005, 09:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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DAM!!!


i was just about to post this...

oh well...

**bump**
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh dear. Suddenly getting up early for work doesn't seem so bad.
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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very interesting indeed. The day is good.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Happy days are here again! Da da da da da da da da! Happy days are here again!
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Old 07-03-2005, 03:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oooohhhh! That sounds sexy!!!!
(Kidding)
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Old 07-06-2005, 03:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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be open-minded... lol
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Just send the favor right back and spend a weekend at the lakehouse with your dominatrix girlfriend.
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Old 08-04-2005, 02:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Very funny! Lol
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Damn that is good!
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol, that was great.
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