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JadziaDax 08-30-2003 04:41 AM

Joke of the Day - August 30
 
Men's Advice to Women

...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.

...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

...Please don't drive when you're not driving.

...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!

...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

GreasyP 08-31-2003 01:37 PM

Re: Joke of the Day - August 30
 
Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

Hooray! Good advice. Of course, that applies to old folks as well.

cchris 08-31-2003 05:26 PM

Ha ha ha ha so true.

izzzzy 09-01-2003 02:51 AM

good one jadzia . i love your new icon.


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