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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally,she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell,and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right?
Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
cockpit.
We now call it the box office."

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Flesh

hahaha!!!!

PayUp

that was good!

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Root_Beer_Man

HAHA cracked me up pertty good

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bravo49

Funny

gloveshot3

in that situation I'd call it a "crack house"

xepherys

the recent airline humor means this needs a bump.

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KellyC

Hahhahahahaa!

I laughed so hard.

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LMFAO!

great stuff.

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