Compliment?
 

A woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to
her husband "I look, horrible, fat and ugly...can you please pay me a compliment?"

The husband replies....." Well your eyesight's f*cking fantastic! "

oh that was very cruel and good

I challenge any man to try this in a real-life situation.

haha

haha i like that one=)

i too challenge any man to try this. and if you do, be prepared to be the recipient of a new butt hole.

good joke, thanks

Top joke i'm still laughing now.

Haha that man had better duck...and duck quick :D

funny...and something I may think to say, but would never have the balls to allow the words to leave my mouth

I told my wife this and she almost killed me :(