Look bad, feel good
 

Lord, there may be someone out there who still hasn't heard this one, so here goes....


A kid wakes up for school, and goes downstairs to the kitchen. His mother screeches at the sight of him, and says, "What's wrong with you? You look really bad!"

The kid says, "I dunno. I feel really good."

The mom says, "Well, you look really bad."

And the kid says again, "But I feel really good." And he walks off for school.

Once at school, his teacher says, "Boy, you really look really bad. What happened?"

He says, "I dunno, because I feel really good."

The teacher says, "Maybe, but you look really bad."

And he answers, "But I feel really good." And he walks away to the nurse's office.

When he enters the nurse's office, she shrieks at him, "Wow, what's wrong? You really look really bad."

And the kid says, "So I've heard, but I feel really good. Can you tell me what I've got?"

The nurse pulls out the Physician's Reference Guide and begins thumbing pages. She says, "Let's see what we've got under your symptoms. Here's one that says 'Look bad, feel bad.' No, that's not you."

She continues looking in the book by saying, "Look good, feel good? No that's not you, either. How about 'Look good, feel bad?' No that's wrong. Wait here it is! Look bad, feel good!"

The kid says, "That's it! What does it say?"

The nurse says, "Well, according to this, you're a vagina."

thats a new one on me, and it is hilarious. SO SO SO SO SO TRUE!!!!!

One of the greatest jokes of all time.

I'm keeping that one.

it is rather true

:D

hahaha!! i didnt expect that! haha nice

*ROFL* Unexpected, hilarious, and absolutely true! :P

How true

AAAAA Nooooo!!!!

That's hysterical. Thanks.