08-25-2003, 02:06 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?" ****** Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.. Ummmmm...five?" ****** An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?" ****** Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted. ****** Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" **** Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ****** What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? Documentaries ****** Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ******* A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. ****** What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. ****** How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead. |
08-29-2003, 05:43 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. ****** this was my favorite......hahaha
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