Two strings walk into a bar [programmer humour] - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

helios · 08-25-2003, 12:22 AM

This joke will probably only be funny to programmers and other comp sci people, so I apologise in advance to everyone else.

[and promise to laugh at the next chemistry/biology/literature joke I hear even though I won't get it]

Two strings walk into a bar..

One of them says to the bartender "Bartender, give me a rum and coke@#^)(*@)(^##@QLTKJAGl;kaa36alkjy32qua43q47uq347"

The other one says to the bartender, "Excuse my friend.. he's not null terminated."

Monre · 08-25-2003, 07:11 AM

groan.....

Toadboy · 08-25-2003, 08:39 AM

wow...that was both the best and worst Joke I have ever heard

Keg-o-Grog · 08-25-2003, 10:10 AM

i didnt get it at all

Root_Beer_Man · 08-25-2003, 11:13 AM

LAME!!...but its funny as hell...if ya get it

zodiac3k · 08-25-2003, 12:46 PM

lol

just the "two strings walk into a bar" got my laughing

i'm a geek

Latch · 08-26-2003, 08:15 AM

Awww.. I was cracking up first time I heard it.. I think I need a life hehe.

bongobong · 08-27-2003, 07:11 AM

Ha ha, I will so use that one!

GarthInPittsburgh · 08-27-2003, 10:31 AM

I barely got it...

Happyland · 08-27-2003, 01:02 PM

i really wish i had the slightest sense of would it would be to even pretend to get that joke

Tarn · 08-27-2003, 02:49 PM

*gah* lame

cowlick · 08-27-2003, 07:32 PM

wow... I'm a programmer... and I get it... but I feel bad about it.

username · 08-27-2003, 08:30 PM

like most other people, i feel sorry that i understand it, but i still have to add:

that joke was soo corny you could feed chickens for a week.

Walson · 08-27-2003, 11:47 PM

heh heh heh...
Dammit, I thought that was funny.
This means I'm never getting laid doesn't it?
I was so close to.....

ratbastid · 08-28-2003, 04:30 PM

The set-up was better than the joke. A programmers joke about two strings walking into a bar is funny all by itself!

xepherys · 02-05-2008, 01:19 PM

lol, sad...

08-25-2003, 12:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
helios Upright Location: Sydney, Australia.	Two strings walk into a bar [programmer humour] This joke will probably only be funny to programmers and other comp sci people, so I apologise in advance to everyone else. [and promise to laugh at the next chemistry/biology/literature joke I hear even though I won't get it] Two strings walk into a bar.. One of them says to the bartender "Bartender, give me a rum and coke@#^)(*@)(^##@QLTKJAGl;kaa36alkjy32qua43q47uq347" The other one says to the bartender, "Excuse my friend.. he's not null terminated." __________________ For the record: I want you to know rocks aren't people. Pvt. Tucker.

08-25-2003, 08:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
Toadboy Crazy Location: Davis, CA, USA	wow...that was both the best and worst Joke I have ever heard __________________ -Toadboy, King of the losers

08-25-2003, 10:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	i didnt get it at all __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-25-2003, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	LAME!!...but its funny as hell...if ya get it __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-25-2003, 12:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
zodiac3k Tilted	lol just the "two strings walk into a bar" got my laughing i'm a geek __________________ zodiac3k

08-25-2003, 07:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Monre Banned	groan.....

08-26-2003, 08:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Awww.. I was cracking up first time I heard it.. I think I need a life hehe.

08-27-2003, 07:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
bongobong Tilted	Ha ha, I will so use that one!

08-27-2003, 10:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
GarthInPittsburgh Crazy	I barely got it... __________________ i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

08-27-2003, 01:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	i really wish i had the slightest sense of would it would be to even pretend to get that joke __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-27-2003, 02:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	gah lame

08-27-2003, 07:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
cowlick Insane Location: Seattle	wow... I'm a programmer... and I get it... but I feel bad about it. __________________ "It's a long story," says I, and let him up.

08-27-2003, 08:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
username Insane	like most other people, i feel sorry that i understand it, but i still have to add: that joke was soo corny you could feed chickens for a week.

08-27-2003, 11:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Walson Upright Location: Mesa	heh heh heh... Dammit, I thought that was funny. This means I'm never getting laid doesn't it? I was so close to..... __________________ woo.

08-28-2003, 04:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	The set-up was better than the joke. A programmers joke about two strings walking into a bar is funny all by itself!

02-05-2008, 01:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	lol, sad... __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage