EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
 

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"

ive heard it but i forgot i had until i finished the punchline

just wrooooooooooooooooong

that's so not funny...

yes, yes it is funny.

:D no it's not

Hahaha

That is wrong. But so very funny at the same time :D

Hello Mommy :icare:

been posted :D

I shuddered and chanted "no! no! no! no! no!!!"

Haha, that was a nasty twist.

i like your vomtiting smilies rage oh and by the way you can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him drink water

interesting twist at the end, in more ways than one...ewww is right

Fucking WRONG!! EWW!!!

THAT IS SICK!!! and FUNNY...EWWWW!

oh god EW EW EWWWWWWW

That is just plain Nas-tay!

That was good

gross... grooooossss....

EWWWWWWWWWW is right.

OH MY GOD. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Nasty, But good.

That's bad, that's very bad

aaaaaah
grosssssssssssssssssssss

like i said the last time it was posted--big deal, he used to suck her tits when he was little.

That put a pit in my stomache when I read the punchline. Really gross!

buahhahahahahaha

okay, I truthfully shivered with disgust.

HAPPY NOW????

yeah... definitely not cool... at all... yuck..

:hmm: