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THREE SISTERS 1

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"


The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.


SENIOR MOMENTS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name!

I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?

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I like to eat cheese

Tickford

hehehe.... old people jokes are funny...... hehehehe

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

Gortexfogg

Hahaha. I can't decide which one I like best...they're both hilarious!

Root_Beer_Man

old people make me laugh haha

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>3 Cheers for boobies!!<

baboora

hehehehe...

hawkeye

nice. gonna tell my grandparents those ones (thankfully for me, they can't run very fast)

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

Keg-o-Grog

meh, they were okay

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I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

Slims

Thanks.

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