Joke of the Day - August 20 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-20-2003, 04:19 AM

The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate. The factory owner angrily said, "Just how much are you being paid?"

The young man replied, "A hundred dollars a week."

The owner pulled out his wallet, peeled off five $20 bills and shouted at the young man: "Here is a week's pay. Now get out and don't come back!"

Without a word, the young man stuffed the money into his pocket and left.

The warehouse manager, standing nearby, stared in amazement. "Tell me," the owner asked, "How long has that guy worked for us?"

"He didn't work here," replied the warehouse manager, "He was just the Fed-Ex guy delivering a package."

zaiaz · 08-20-2003, 04:28 AM

Hee Hee Hee....good one.

Mitzkrieg · 08-20-2003, 11:20 AM

hehe, i like it.

Tickford · 08-20-2003, 04:57 PM

take that, you rude owner you........

JTC · 08-23-2003, 05:12 AM

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!

The CEO, walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first cleansing of a slacker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker was doing here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Delivering pizza."

Slims · 08-23-2003, 05:03 PM

Both good, thanks.

cchris · 08-24-2003, 04:49 PM

Ha ha two classics

Root_Beer_Man · 08-24-2003, 08:12 PM

hehe great

08-20-2003, 04:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 20 The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate. The factory owner angrily said, "Just how much are you being paid?" The young man replied, "A hundred dollars a week." The owner pulled out his wallet, peeled off five $20 bills and shouted at the young man: "Here is a week's pay. Now get out and don't come back!" Without a word, the young man stuffed the money into his pocket and left. The warehouse manager, standing nearby, stared in amazement. "Tell me," the owner asked, "How long has that guy worked for us?" "He didn't work here," replied the warehouse manager, "He was just the Fed-Ex guy delivering a package."

08-20-2003, 04:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Hee Hee Hee....good one. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-20-2003, 04:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	take that, you rude owner you........ __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-23-2003, 05:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
JTC Tilted Location: Australia	Your a slacker! A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first cleansing of a slacker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker was doing here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Delivering pizza." __________________ I like to eat cheese

08-23-2003, 05:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Both good, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-20-2003, 11:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	hehe, i like it.

08-24-2003, 04:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha two classics __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-24-2003, 08:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	hehe great __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<