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Doh · 08-19-2003, 10:25 AM

Not a joke, but a very funny anecdote.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the West Virginia State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police Ball."
He replied, "WV State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Stare At The Sun · 08-19-2003, 10:28 AM

HA now that gave me quite the laugh, reminded me of super troppers too, for some reason, so i laughed even harder. How witty of her.

iktoweya · 08-19-2003, 10:35 AM

hehe good stuff

seizei · 08-19-2003, 11:16 AM

omg laughing so hard right now! thanks!

slant eyes · 08-19-2003, 02:23 PM

good one, i gots to try that next time

Tiger69z · 08-19-2003, 02:43 PM

Lol, can't believe she got away with the ticket just for that

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 10:03 PM

Haha, nice one

wabbit · 08-21-2003, 07:17 PM

True or not, it's a hoot.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-22-2003, 02:41 AM

wicked

AP1 · 08-22-2003, 02:52 PM

hahahahahahaha rock! thanks.

Slims · 08-23-2003, 02:36 PM

ROFL, that's awesome.

08-19-2003, 10:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doh Upright Location: Capital of the Free World [sic]	WV State Trooper Not a joke, but a very funny anecdote. A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the West Virginia State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the WV State Police Ball." He replied, "WV State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

08-19-2003, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe good stuff __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-19-2003, 11:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	omg laughing so hard right now! thanks! __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

08-19-2003, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	good one, i gots to try that next time __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-22-2003, 02:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	wicked __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-19-2003, 10:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	HA now that gave me quite the laugh, reminded me of super troppers too, for some reason, so i laughed even harder. How witty of her.

08-19-2003, 02:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol, can't believe she got away with the ticket just for that

08-20-2003, 10:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Haha, nice one

08-21-2003, 07:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
wabbit Psycho	True or not, it's a hoot.

08-22-2003, 02:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
AP1 Crazy Location: Virginia, USA	hahahahahahaha rock! thanks. __________________ i'm the man from nantucket

08-23-2003, 02:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	ROFL, that's awesome. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence