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Old 08-12-2003, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Fish & Chips

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists.

The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?"

"No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."
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Old 08-12-2003, 09:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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that was horrible.
I liked it.
that scares me.
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pun it up!


Hurts to think about that one.
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
Sexy eh?
 
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Corny but funny! Good joke!
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:18 AM   #5 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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cute!
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one?
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Come on, just how far back did you go to dig that one up?
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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heh
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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OH! THE PUNS! THEY HURT!
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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very punny!!!!!
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Aaaccckkk.....lol.....chip monk....thats good.
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by jwoody
Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one?
Be my guest! I'm sure it isn't original!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha... that made me snicker... it was cute
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Thats funny.....
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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haw haw
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ouch...heh...heh!!

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Old 08-18-2003, 07:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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*groan again* good one but
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Old 08-19-2003, 11:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I do love a good pun! thanks!
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Hmmm, that one wasn't bad
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