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Old 08-19-2003, 05:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Midget Buys A Horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "Ok, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase that.....I'd like to see her run!"
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Old 08-19-2003, 06:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nith one.

Arth.
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Old 08-19-2003, 06:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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great!
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Old 08-20-2003, 04:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hee Hee...good one.
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Old 08-20-2003, 09:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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Haha, thats funny
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Old 08-21-2003, 07:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO!

I'll bet the filly enjoyed it too.
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Old 08-22-2003, 02:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hahah ! great great joke
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ah, simple misunderstandings...
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Got a good belly laugh outta me and some of my coworkers got a chuckle as well.. Nice post man..
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lucky midget
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Funny as hell! Thanks
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Old 08-22-2003, 05:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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haha... you said horse twat.
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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good joke ssander9, keep 'em coming
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