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3 women are having lunch together. The first ladies says "I found a bottle of liqour in my daughter's room, I never knew she drank."



The second lady says, "I found rolling papers in my daughters bedroom, I never knew she did drugs."




The third lady finally gets up the courage to say, "I found a condom in my daughters purse . . .












I never knew she had a penis!"

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Shpoop

haha thats pretty good, unexpected

giblfiz

good joke, very unexspected punchline.

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pagliachi2003

nice

loganmule

third lady in denial? I'm thinking having a sexually active daughter beats the heck out of siring a chick with a dick

TerresqueÜ

HAHAHAHAH!!! That was really great, that sounds kinda like a blonde joke.

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DEI37

Yikes! Would be bad if it was true!

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Phatmonkyz

i never saw that one coming

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cchris

Definately a blonde

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fizzledorf

yes, she's gotta be blonde!

Keg-o-Grog

haaahh... :P hehe, silly.. but i liked it. just dorky enough for me

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