Fish & Chips
 

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists.

The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?"

"No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."

that was horrible.
I liked it.
that scares me.

Pun it up!


Hurts to think about that one.

Corny but funny! Good joke!

cute!

Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one?

Come on, just how far back did you go to dig that one up?

heh

OH! THE PUNS! THEY HURT! :D

very punny!!!!!

Aaaccckkk.....lol.....chip monk....thats good.

Be my guest! I'm sure it isn't original!

Haha... that made me snicker... it was cute :)

good one

Thats funny.....

haw haw :D

Ouch...heh...heh!!

Glad

*groan again* :D good one but

I do love a good pun! thanks!

Hmmm, that one wasn't bad