Joke of the Day - August 17 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-17-2003, 03:37 AM

John had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So John went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

John slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

cchris · 08-17-2003, 03:58 AM

Ha ha and tomorrow is Tuesday right?

Gortexfogg · 08-17-2003, 06:18 AM

Hahaha! Sleeping pills can be trouble.

Keg-o-Grog · 08-17-2003, 10:22 AM

baboora · 08-17-2003, 11:17 AM

thanks for the nice contri

iktoweya · 08-17-2003, 02:04 PM

Happyland · 08-17-2003, 02:20 PM

loganmule · 08-17-2003, 06:34 PM

I could use a sleeper like that once in a while

Cumhachd · 08-17-2003, 08:24 PM

Ah, me during the summer.

Early H · 08-17-2003, 11:48 PM

08-17-2003, 03:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 17 John had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So John went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. John slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

08-17-2003, 03:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha and tomorrow is Tuesday right? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-17-2003, 10:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hehe __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-17-2003, 02:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-17-2003, 02:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	heh __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-17-2003, 06:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hahaha! Sleeping pills can be trouble.

08-17-2003, 11:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	thanks for the nice contri

08-17-2003, 06:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I could use a sleeper like that once in a while

08-17-2003, 08:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cumhachd Upright	Ah, me during the summer. __________________ Sorry, I can only exorcise clam spirits. EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.

08-17-2003, 11:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Early H Upright Location: USA	lol